America is over!

By Hamster Running on the Server Wheel

Leave it to scumbag, idiot, insensitive, America-hating, liberal assholes to thumb their nose at the real Americans with bullshit websites like this (which is where the above pic comes from) exploitative dumb-shits! It's true, I needed a few days to wrap my head around Tuesday's results, which I am sad to say, took me by surprise. I mean, I KNEW the dumocrats were fixin' the election, I KNEW they were going to try and steal this one I guess I just allowed myself to believe that the righteous would prevail, that Team Romney had made the case, and America was going to get it's chance at becoming America again. Alas, once you are a foreigner installed illegally into the White House then I guess you're gonna stay.

What a sad reality it has become. What an amazing tragedy that even with all of freedom loving, tea party leadership might we as a country still allowed this travesty, this great crime, to unfold right before our eyes on television, online, everywhere. It was the most watched crime ever committed...The thievery of democracy. The condoned rape of the constitution and manipulation of the electoral college. Jesus H! Ok, some of this I can foist unto ourselves as none of us, especially me, cared much for Romney in the first place so it is our fault letting the weakest candidate go forward and squander what should have been an easily winnable election. I never truly bought that Romney fellow as I have clearly supported Ron Paul all this time. That combined with Sandy swaying more liberals to think they believe B. Hussein's Kenyan muslimania...Hell, it was so powerful that traitor Chris Christie even fell under his spell and stabbed the real America right in the back.

Man, and what horror to come? Now we are sure to become a third world country, like Greece combined with East Slovakistanakraine where it rains all the time and we have to wait in bread lines for days just to get one moldy loaf with some government cheese. The streets will run with bloody diarrhea from all our dysentery and people will die in yet another line at the government healthcare clinic that'll have six month waits. Socialism has won which only means that some catastrophe will come along, whether it be a hurricane, or something manufactured by Dear Leader Obama, and it will be blamed on make-believe global warming and it will somehow allow for Obama to declare marshall law and give himself a third term, fourth term untill he dies in office and appoints one of his socialist, psychotic children to become "President." The New World Order has won.

Big business will finally pack up and move to China leaving us with no jobs, no manufacturing, and leaving behind a bunch of poor minorities with their hands out. "No habla ingles? Obama free phone? Food stamp, please?" But hey, at least the gay ones can get married and have legal drugs. Wow! That'll help, right? So, get out and buy up some ammunition because before you know bullets, if there any left, will soon cost $1,000 a each. You best hide your guns because YOU KNOW he's coming for them this term and get your resume together because IF you are employed you won't be for long...Unless you work in porn or in the gay marriage/legal pot business. So long America, you great, failed experiment. Maybe we'll get lucky and Texas will follow through with that whole succession thing and we can finally have a real free country to live in again.

UPDATE 11/12/12: There's hope!

Peter Morrison, who serves as treasurer of the Hardin County Republican Party, wrote in his post-election newsletter that there was a clear solution to the problem of Obama’s re-election.
“We must contest every single inch of ground and delay the baby-murdering, tax-raising socialists at every opportunity,” Morrison wrote. “But in due time, the maggots will have eaten every morsel of flesh off of the rotting corpse of the Republic, and therein lies our opportunity.”
“Texas was once its own country, and many Texans already think in nationalist terms about their state. We need to do everything possible to encourage a long-term shift in thinking on this issue. Why should Vermont and Texas live under the same government? Let each go her own way in peace, sign a free trade agreement among the states and we can avoid this gut-wrenching spectacle every four years,” he wrote.

That's right! You hear that you LIBRUL MAGGOTS! The great nation of Texas shall rise from your ashes!

Mitt Romney, Republican John Kerry

Welp, thought it would be closer. Thought it would be a stressful evening that could very well end in upset and instead it was practically a joy to watch. Definitely not the exciting happening that 2008 was, to be sure. Hell, I actually went with my own endorsement and voted Green Party just so I could continue to false my naive hope that a third party could actually generate that magic 5%. Not this year, while the independents, in Illinois it was Jill Stein and Gary Johnson, both garnered a combined 1.7% I can dream can't I?

Never the less, my expectation was that Obama would have no difficulty carrying Illinois without my vote and I was right (about 57.3%) as they called Illinois the moment the polls closed with 0% reporting at the time. Just like the rest of the librul media on TV I thought surely this election would drag well into the night so we we're all surprised together that it was called just after 10:00 p.m. central. Which was nice, would have been nicer if Romney wouldn't have wasted another hour and half of our time hemming and hawing about conceding...Though without it we wouldn't have had this:



Quite possibly the greatest Fox News moment I have yet to witness. It was amazing. It was not unlike when the heel wrestler gets beat by the face...It was almost a Hollywood ending...If you are of a liberal persuasion that is. It's also nice to be right once in a while as I am obviously some boob writing a blog using other, real journalist and media types hard work to highlight my own, ill informed, unenlightened opinions posted on a blogger site no one visits. Like I said a little over a year ago in my post, "Republicans Debate?" and various other times since;

He is most likely to win the nomination, at least as of this writing, and thus most likely able to maybe possibly defeat Obama. Reality is he is also most likely to be the Republican John Kerry and will lose lose lose.

 All's well that ends well. More a relief this time around than a life changing event; relief that Romney didn't win and more so that this ugly, crass, awful election cycle that has practically driven me away from playing political media writer here is now over.

I wonder how Hamster is taking it? He had a whole new look designed for this blog as he was 100% certain of a Romney win. He did not respond to my e-mail asking for his contribution to this post. Maybe another day?