My gawd! This blog was electric with nearly weekly posts during the 2008 election cycle?! What has happened this time? The whole RNC happened and there hasn't been a post on here since early June. The average number of daily hits on this weblog has been ZERO. Which means nobody comes here, nobody posts here, nobody reads any of this and the only way to make that change is to POST SOME SHIT!
Sadly, this blog is in hiatus. Never one to say never but other writing projects have take precedence over this blog and frankly, at this point in time, this author is exhausted with politics. Tuned out, turned off, overwhelmed with disappointment, underwhelmed with the rhetoric. The lies, the schadenfreude, it's no longer entertaining just awful. Do I want to see Obama win the 2012 election? I guess so. Do I think everything that happened at the RNC is comical and worth writing up..Sort of, not really, didn't bother watching it. Will I watch the DNC? Nope. Will I come back some day, maybe even later in the election cycle? Maybe, maybe not, we'll just have to see...Probably not. When and if you do come back to this blog will you type up shit posts where you literally ask yourself questions and then answer them satisfyingly? Who knows, I will definitely continue to use poor grammar though!
What about Hamster Running on the Server Wheel?
Well, let's ask:
By Hamster Running on the Server Wheel
Fuck this shit. <----Period.
Seriously, I have a life, things to do, jobs to work, money to bank, and I ain't got time to sit around in my whitie-tighties writing internet blogs in my basement just to provide some sort of ignored counterpoint to this blogs liberal loon namesake. Hell, when he initially offered me a slot contributing to this empty, vacuous waste of bit space I said, "Ah, why? You should quit. No one cares about yet another stupid, fucking blogger site where some unenlightened prick (or two) rant and rave and continue not contributing."
Besides the fact that this here website is stupid, un-read, ignored, ignorant, idiotic, wasteful, dumb, and ceaselessly angry and unable to see reality for what it is...It is also wrong! Save for the few things I have contributed. No readers mean no debates and no debates mean it doesn't even serve the most miniscule of reasons for existing. On top of all of that, Ahlblogger is gonna lose! That's right, we all see the writing on the wall and see the forest for the trees. Mitt Romney is coming, he will save America, win the Presidency and Ahlblogger will have nothing further to do but cry. And post whiney, bullshit posts about his crying.
I told you before and I will tell you before, MY NUMBER ONE CANDIDATE MITT ROMNEY IS WINNING! Just like I have said all along. I don't need to write mental editorials no one cares about exploring the RNC in depth to prove it. Ahlblogger, the fat, liberal shit, keeps insisting Obama's going to win a second term and President-Elect Romney is just the Republican version of John Kerry. Pfff. What a stupid, asshole who clearly has no clue. NO CLUE. The real winds of change are blowing and they will blow nobama right back to the windy shitty he came from...in Kenya.
So go ahead "Ahlblogger" put this stupid blog in "hiatus" which means nothing because it will just sit here wasting bandwith just like always...Then, probably in a month or two, he will come along and post some psychopathic rant about how he simply can't believe nobama is now losing so badly. Or that someone bought a gun in his liberal, shitburg of a hometown, or whatever. So, fuck you "Ahlblogger" and fuck all your hypothetical "readers" too.
Hamster OUT!
Ahlblogger:
Welp. There you have it. Hamster is right about one thing, I probably will show back up later this fall. Just don't be surprised if I don't...This election cycle, the hate, and what not has simply been too much to bear so while this site isn't going anywhere it'll just have to be another down year. So, thanks for all the hits imaginary friends!
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