Friday, December 09, 2011

Rick Perry, idiot, homophobe

You surely have seen this already:

Holy motherfuck, right? Even conservatives, well reasonable conservatives, had to wince at this one. The only thing that could make this a more brazen appeal to "the base" would be to walk up to an oil drill while talking and creating a new spill in the gulf on camera then maybe shooting a minority. I need not say much because this one is becoming quite the meme this week. So, for posterity let's examine...

Cute, but I think this one cuts to the chase a little better:

Yessss. Yes it does. You also might consider this submission from Funny or Die:


"Gays want to fuck Santa right in his Jolly old butt, and that's wrong."

Also, "Bad Lip Reading got into the fun:


"I'm proud of my gun and I pooed in space."

Man, I am going to miss him when he leaves this race because no other candidate has been this funny this decade. I would die laughing if only for the fact that it's coupled with immense sadness that he is also real and not a stunt like that Herman Cain was. So, quick review: Herman Cain - Womanizer, cheater-cheater; Rick Perry - Biggot, actually dumber than Bush; Mitt Romney - Mormon, boring, flip-flopper; Newt Gingrich - Out of touch, "wrong side of history," quitter; Jon Huntsman - Mormon, perceived as a Democrat; Michelle Bachmann - Crazy, homophobe, silenced by children:

And Ron Paul, who no matter what he does is painted "crazy" by the "lame stream media." So, if the economy doesn't get better then Obama can't win unless the Republican field improves he can't lose. Merry Christmas!


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