It's a FAKE!

Kenyan Muslim Communist Citizen B. Hussein Obama (Real Name: Barry Soetoro) has released his clearly photo-shopped, fake "birth certificate" only two years into his illegal administration and then actually chastised the media for asking about it.

"Certificate of Live Birth?" Pssh. What a maroon. What a huckster showman! A carnival barker, snake-oil salesman, carpetbagger, liar-panted asshole! He had his chance to "prove he was a real American" 3 years ago and didn't do it...So why now? Trying to sell his next great crime on America by stealing the 2012 election under the cover of supposed legitimacy.

Like most real Americans I happen to be an expert at document analysis and first of all, download this image from it's original PDF and open it in Adobe Reader. You see that? Right away it is clear as day that this is a forged image containing multiple layers. While it's loading the original image loads before the text they inserted later shows up. Try it; unbelievable isn't it?! That they not only sent out this document on the Wednesday for no reason but they send out the lamest, fakest, bullshit version they could. They may have just sent out a drawing of a birth certificate done by one of Barry's non-American children. How any real American citizens can stand for this I will never understand.

Look at all the smudges and mysterious marks that clearly show this is a counterfeit document, if there ever was a document used in this forgery process. Did you notice how in the "birth" box there is an X for Twin or Triplet! There could be as many as three identical Obamas illegally running our country!?! The liberal one, the socialist one and the Muslim communist one and when they steal the election again in 2012 they will all appear together in the White House and morph together into one horrible, O-super-mega-bama and he will use his Muslim-Laser-Vision to vaporize all of our guns.

Maybe they could explain why this supposed document was accepted on August 8, 1961, a full four days after they claim he was supposedly born? Was Hawaii even a state in 1961? Is it even a real state today? Then why is it so expensive to go there, Hmm? Just like traveling internationally, if you ask me. Too expensive and too full of foreigners, and their goofy, anti-American food to be worth it.

Nice try B. Hussein but you and your George Soros army of thugs and unions ain't fooling me. Not by a long shot!

-Hamster running on the server wheel