It's a FAKE!

Kenyan Muslim Communist Citizen B. Hussein Obama (Real Name: Barry Soetoro) has released his clearly photo-shopped, fake "birth certificate" only two years into his illegal administration and then actually chastised the media for asking about it.

"Certificate of Live Birth?" Pssh. What a maroon. What a huckster showman! A carnival barker, snake-oil salesman, carpetbagger, liar-panted asshole! He had his chance to "prove he was a real American" 3 years ago and didn't do it...So why now? Trying to sell his next great crime on America by stealing the 2012 election under the cover of supposed legitimacy.

Like most real Americans I happen to be an expert at document analysis and first of all, download this image from it's original PDF and open it in Adobe Reader. You see that? Right away it is clear as day that this is a forged image containing multiple layers. While it's loading the original image loads before the text they inserted later shows up. Try it; unbelievable isn't it?! That they not only sent out this document on the Wednesday for no reason but they send out the lamest, fakest, bullshit version they could. They may have just sent out a drawing of a birth certificate done by one of Barry's non-American children. How any real American citizens can stand for this I will never understand.

Look at all the smudges and mysterious marks that clearly show this is a counterfeit document, if there ever was a document used in this forgery process. Did you notice how in the "birth" box there is an X for Twin or Triplet! There could be as many as three identical Obamas illegally running our country!?! The liberal one, the socialist one and the Muslim communist one and when they steal the election again in 2012 they will all appear together in the White House and morph together into one horrible, O-super-mega-bama and he will use his Muslim-Laser-Vision to vaporize all of our guns.

Maybe they could explain why this supposed document was accepted on August 8, 1961, a full four days after they claim he was supposedly born? Was Hawaii even a state in 1961? Is it even a real state today? Then why is it so expensive to go there, Hmm? Just like traveling internationally, if you ask me. Too expensive and too full of foreigners, and their goofy, anti-American food to be worth it.

Nice try B. Hussein but you and your George Soros army of thugs and unions ain't fooling me. Not by a long shot!

-Hamster running on the server wheel

Illinois Nazis want you unarmed

The ultra-liberal, communist, tax raising, un-American government the Socialist Republik of Illinois is one of the last few "states" in this great country of ours to NOT have a concealed carry permit for it's law abiding, true American citizens. Real Americans can walk safely through 48 other states with their family-safety-maker comfortably hidden away in the event a psycho liberal, like Jared Loughner, happens to show up at a public function and finds himself in need of being put down. In Illinois law abiding Americans would have to duck and cover and hope and pray that "the law" and/or the "government" will come to save them.

In Illinois the leftists communists Chicago has attempted to defy this nation's supreme court at every turn and defecate on the constitution yet again in a vain attempt to keep it's law abiding, America citizens firmly beneath their liberal, socialist jack boot even going as far as paying off their Chicago law enforcement to speak out against the concealed carry permit law in the Illinois state senate. This from the communist Huffington Post:

Chicago police officers joined gun control groups in the state capital Wednesday, and said that flaws in the gun permit system would be amplified by allowing people to carry concealed firearms.

Socialist Obama-bot, Liberal, union thug Attorney General Lisa Madigan says she thinks Illinois gun owner's names need to be made public! so, everyone will know who has all the guns which is an obvious step to make it easier for government confiscation once Barry steals the 2012 election and so that their New Black Panthers, SEIU members, Teacher's Unions, and ACORN people know where to break in and steal their next murder weapons. They find your name, they find your Facebook, rape your children, wait for you to go on vacation...or to work since Illinois citizens have had their state taxes raised to such incredible, extortionate and illegal rates and B. Hussein's socialist new world order have successfully conspired to raise the price of gas to over $4.00 (as of this writing, probably $10 by the time any real Americans read this) no one in Illinois will be able to afford a vacation.

Doesn't matter, when law abiding, constitutionally protected Americans are not home whatever guns they do not have with them will be stolen and used to murder each other and possibly even innocent white people AND THEN we will have to pay for them to live high on the hog in prison forever because there is no longer a death penalty in Illinois. Thanks Comrade Quinn! Real American families are made into criminals and unable to protect themselves while all the liberals, criminals and maniacs are able to have their way.

GUN RIGHTS NOW!!!

It has gotten so horrible that you can't even legally TALK about it without being forced to apologize to the state senate and Comrade Obama-bot Lisa Madigan. This is clearly exactly like the holocaust in Nazi Germany in the 1930s! Exactly how it started there Hitler took away the citizens guns then massacred the Jews. Illinois Nazi's are conspiring with the New Black Panthers, the unions, the socialists and communists and the secret Muslim government to take away OUR RIGHTS! All under the direction of their non-America Secret Muslim election thief in the White House to bring us, the real Americans, to our knees and strip us of our rights, our guns and to join George Soros in his Jewish-Muslim-communist-Socialist New World Order with their Cap and trade and made up global warming conspiracies.

America we have to fight for our rights! We cannot let then tread upon us like this!
Wear red, tell your friends and neighbors that you are mad as hell and you cannot take this any longer. USA will not be toppled by these lefty liberal conspirators!

-Hamster running on the server wheel

Beware the 2012 Presidential election WILL BE STOLEN!

Attention real Americans the 2012 election will be bought and paid for by liberal puppet master George Soros with the support of several foreign communist countries and other criminal organizations such as ACORN and the new Black Panthers.

Whichever honorable candidate wins the GOP primary for the 2012 Presidential election has no chance at a fair and honest election as George Soros has already given his criminal puppet Barack Hussein Obama as much as $2 billion dollars to pay off the criminal voter fraud specialist organization ACORN to fix the election so that only the non-American, socialist candidate from Kenya can win.

When that happens then the America we fought so hard for our freedoms will be finally and completely destroyed just like Hussein Obama, and his New Black Panther thugs, planned all along. Then, who knows? A third term? 1 million percent tax increases? Gun confiscation? The end of the freedom loving American way of life? All of this and more is GUARANTEED to happen.

So, concerned citizen it is on you and your trusted, non-liberal, true American compatriots to watch out for ballot stuffing, phony votes and voters (immigrants, suspicious absentee ballots from the deceased, illegals, electronic voting machines being fixed, intimidation from the blacks, union thugs, poor people hanging around on or the weeks leading up to November 6th 2012. Harry Reid did it in 2010 and that was a test run of plan "Kenya Steal 2012!"

Tell your loved ones, tell your friends, mention it to your like minded co-workers only by working together can we unite and stop this liberal scourge from undermining this country we love so very much. These communist, cretin, criminals have no feelings, no integrity and will lie right to your face...They hate America...And only we can stop them! Stop them in all fifty states but especially if you live in a battleground state or one that has a lot of the blacks living in it!

Hussein Obama, who is not really American, and his thug Eric Holder are criminals and racists who are intricately tied to ACORN. Did you know that in Nevada Amy Busefink, former Acorn executive, was accused of voter fraud? How they missed the FINK right in her last name, we'll never know? But there you have it! ACORN submitted 400,000 fraudulent voter applications in Nevada and they only have 2.6 million people there so no doubt those 400,000 votes were children, illegals and poor people who have no business or boot straps to be voting. Imagine what 400,000 illegal votes could do to an election?

Freedom! Guns! American Military! Winning! No to taxes! Obamacare Socialism!
Stay strong patriots and we will see ourselves through. Do not tread on me.

-Hamster running on the server wheel

Ahlblog shut down

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