I ended Chapter one of this surprising pile of posts with:
Did he snap and do this bizarre crime, and therefore continue the charade in jail and even to his own family, leading them to make this spectacle? Or is he truly innocent and the law enforcement machine behind his arrest have a bone to pick with him, were desperate for a collar, or are simply inadequate beyond even Lynwood's finest?
And wouldn't you know that it apparently was a faulty law enforcement machine after all:
third construction worker, who is 19, escaped unharmed and identified Dorian after being shown an 8-year-old driver's license photograph of the officer, sources said.
But Keith Dahl, 64, an Indiana farmer who was shot and robbed of $60 about 40 minutes later by a man who asked about honeybees, was unable to identify Dorian when he was shown a photo array in the hospital, police said.
Well, fuck, even I was leaning towards believing he was guilty primarily because I had as hard a time believing law enforcement would fuck over one of their own like that without some serious evidence. An 8 year old drivers license photo? Seriously? And while his family and friends were making asses of themselves at a bar in Lynwood, Will County Sheriff Paul Kaupas:
acknowledged that he had doubts about Dorian's involvement and continued to investigate the shootings even after the officer's arrest. "We were on the fence on this case," Kaupas said. "We had questions in our minds."
Well, laa-di-daa...Thanks for nothing asswipes. What a colossal failure and waste of time, money and completely unnecessary stress placed on all involved. I am ashamed at myself for believing it, or as one of my anonymous Facebook posters exclaimed:
I just want to say to everyone who posted shit and sent me messages for standing up and by Brian Dorian stand in line and take a turn eating crow!!!! And while your at it......KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!
C'est la vie! I don't feel like eating crow as I certainly wasn't sure but I am still not on board with the T-Shirt shit, innocent or not, that was some bullshit better kept quiet. So, lesson learned, next time one of your friends is arrested for a random, insane shooting spree, keep it on the down low so you don't embarrass your community. Seriously, people at work, random friends who didn't come from the area, the majority of the idgits who comment on the majority of the newspaper articles regarding this all thought the 'free Brian' T-shirt thing was dubious at best, insulting and asinine at worst.
In the end, they were right so it is really just water under the bridge at this point, better for him, his family and his friends that it worked out and he was surfing the internet instead of weirdly shooting at people while not envying them. Now the real question who the fuck DID do it? And while they are looking they could also take this advice:
"The Will County state's attorney owes the victims of the attacks, their families, Brian Dorian, the officers of the Lynwood Police Department and the residents of the village of Lynwood an apology for rushing to judgment, thereby causing a great deal of pain and suffering for everyone involved,"
Now, unless some shit changes (you never know) may I never mention the name Brian Dorian in my blog ever again! And so ends the 4-Dor Saga...Oh, and I never did mention what that meant, 4-Dor is what we called him back in grade school...Because he was kind of fat, you see...
The end.
No comments:
Post a Comment