As you may imagine after reading through my sparse, somewhat quarterly posts here that I clearly never would vote for Obama. I mean why would anyone even consider falling for that empty suit routine? Why would anyone, in good conscious, vote for that liberal liar Muslim? He clearly is dictating our new socialist government take over onto us freedom loving Americans whether we want it or not. I shore didn't vote for this guy and neither did a lot of people I know...I don't know who did and perhaps some kind of investigation should be started! Things were so good in this country before this Neo-Fascist-Liberal-Dictator lied his way into power! Now look what he did with his pretty speeches and aggressive liberal, new world order, tax increasing agenda?!?!
You KNOW in 2012 he will get run right out of office and whomever we elect next will surely be the actual savior and bring serious, proper, governing back to the United States of America. A government which will get off our backs, quit trying to tell us what kind of health care we can and can't get, get their fat-cat hands out of our corporations and off their backs, and then save us from corportations when they screw up in some major way.
Our next president will surely have the prescient foreseeability to accurately predict a man-made disaster and give a fired-up speech within just a few hours of whatever unspeakable environmental nightmare beginning. The speech, and later orchestrated media response, will be so impassioned and complete that whatever tragedy/environmental destruction/civilization ending plague it is, it will end and everything will be alright. Immediately.
No one will hang any administration ending misnomers on our next president, I tell ya, he or she will handle the unknown and known issues with a perfection never yet beheld. In fact, this measly, gulf-ending, multi-billion gallon oil spill, and all the years of damage and natural/environmental destruction, will also magically reverse itself the day after election day 2012! Hell, it's highly probable the oil well will still be belching eleventy billion barrels of crude per hour in 2012 anyway...So, President Not-Obama will plug that shit right up, right away...But only if YOU vote for him/her. President Not-Obama will have Kevin Costner's gills from 'Waterworld' and simply skip the whole inauguration ceremony, a clear waste of fine tax-payer money, and just dive right into the gulf and melt the gushing oil pipes with his or her laser vision!
Then President Not-Obama will launch into orbit and strategically eliminate all the illegal immigrants, lazy poor people (taking advantage of their high paying entitlements and not looking for a job), and anyone else who hate America or guns or money. Then President Not-Obama will dissolve the Middle East, well, at least the parts that want to blow us up...Then he/she will fly to Europe and use the invisible hand of the market to strangle the 'Euro' and Socialism into nothing. China, India and the rest of the Orientals will become so awe stricken by President Not-Obama's Laser vision, self propelled flight and access to the invisible hand that they will all just give up and immediately increase American product imports! Here at home, with the oppressive and lazy poor eliminated the rest of us can go back to work producing American products and exporting them while large populations of poor people in the other countries will die and become oil so that we may never run out. We can and will be NUMBER 1!!! THE WINNERS!!! UUUUUUU SSSSSSS AAAAAAA!!!
Phew.
Now, there's actually some things regarding the oil spill one might criticize Obama about but ultimately the situation was and is out his control. It would still be gushing, and essentially murdering the Gulf, whether he gave an angry speech 3 weeks or 3 seconds after it began. It could be said that the MMS has a cozy, relationship with Big Oil and the regulations have not been adequately or properly regulated and what not since Obama has had the reins. I wonder what would be different if McCain and the Beauty Queen would have won the election...Would something be different now? Would something be different if Bush had won a third term? Somehow, I doubt it.
If there's anything one should criticize Obama about it how little change he has brought to the table. Yes, yes, yes health care and several other important things have happened. Oh, and why yes, Obama has merely been in office 1.5 years and cannot change the world overnight. I get that, which is why I am not standing at the ready with my torches and pitchforks. However, there is a boat load of things Obama has not readily changed on that whole civil liberties, endless-war, indefinite detention, unlawful imprisonment, actually closing Guantanamo, secret war conducting, drone assassinating, thing he keeps perpetuating. This was a large concern of mine whilst Dubya was in power was that once all these "war-time" provisions slipped into the fold under him no preceding presidents would relinquish it. Even the ones who expressly campaigned against most of the above.
I know, BIG SURPRISE! A politician lied! Whoa, blow me down with wide-eyed cynicism. I surely expected much of the Obama change machine to be empty and I always suspected the great Democratic-Clintonista Compromise machine to surely in full effect (i.e. see 'Public Option' in the health care bill, National Guard troops being sent to the border, anything to do with Joe Lieberman, and the declaration for more drilling a few weeks prior to beginning of the slow, public murder of the Gulf). I guess the naive part of me that bought into Obama was the part that heard him talk about all the unconstitutional jibber-jabber and I bought that he would work really hard to roll a lot of the neo-conservative horse shit right out. Instead he has hung onto to it for reasons I don't quite understand and it is getting harder and harder to pretend that it's because he is working on some master plan that will see these wars end. Or that there is some unbelievable SOMETHING I can't know about because that THEY must persevere with this disgusting, ugly, horror show bullshit. Which also keeps the America Hate a flowing so that this "war" may never end. After all, it's supposed to be good for the economy.
Another thing that the socialist, Muslim, thuggish, too big, government of high taxation is mulling over is additional ways to fuck us hard by getting all thrifty with the spending. Now job benefit extension is out, and various and sundry discussions are being had about how the children will be paying our debt off forever because the deficit is SO scary. Which seems to only really matter to our rich masters and not to anyone else who is out of work...Seemingly permanently. But fuck those lazy fuckers in their lazy, good for nothing asses. Those people are clearly living high on the hog using MY MONEY and that unemployment percentage is so high because they don't need to look for a job because they are getting undeserved handouts to live on. Those entitled, lazy shits need to learn a lesson and get a gawd damn job...somewhere...
So, back on topic to that Oil Spill...There is little that personally thrills me more than ocean life. Being landlocked with an ear issue that keeps me out of the water I have an unnatural fascination with the ocean blue and it's kabillion life forms. It saddens me to a point that I can't really express when this sort of thing happens. We already are doing our human best to destroy and over fish the oceans in the best of times let alone this horrid, wanton destruction. Hopefully, it will bounce back over the next several decades. So, I am not wasting energy blaming Obama as there is really little point. I blame BP some, I blame the Oil industry some too, and the other corporate whore companies who have been grifting us, and everything else forever anyway, some too. The real culprits, as so often it is, is ME...And you...And everyone else is this fat, stupid country. We piss away so many resources one water bottle at a time, one tank of gas shopping for petroleum based "products" at at time that we cannot even begin to see past our own, fat, zitty, noses. We never seem to learn either and that, ultimately, is what breaks my heart.
...At our own peril...
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