Monday, March 22, 2010

Bend over...Socialism has arrived!

Greetings Comrade!


Velcome to Socialist Republik of Amerika. Vee have taken kontrol and all opposed will be sent to re-education camp for re-programming. Ze worst has occurred to ze former "Real Americans" and panic has set in amongst ze peoples that vich are no longer free. Please be sure to unload your guns when ve come to collect them along with your hard-earned wealth vee plan to redistribute to ze poor minorities of our choosink. Danku.


Actually, I am not over whelmed with this mighty historic day other than to say that it's cool they (the Democraps) got something "major" passed. I don't think this health care package is the game changer it could have been or perhaps should have been but at least it's something. I wish they wouldn't waste time celebrating or acting like they just won the big one because they are behind on committing all of America to this Liberalpocolyspe.


All the same; massive crying from the ever terrified right ensues:



The Obama putsch has taken roots and is thriving in the new era of the expanded welfare state. The American people said NO, Conservatives said NO, but it makes no difference when the oligarchy says; ‘Yes we can’ in spite of the will of the people.


Uh-huh, the people, in most polls the majority, that wanted health care reform has no will becuase they are all drunk on liberal, Obama flavored Kool-Aid.


First they came for our wellness; our health-care fell into their hands.

Mwooo-HA-HA-HAAAA!!! Screw facts, Every Body's GOTTA SIGN UP FOR GOVUNMENT CARE!!! IT WILL BE DISPERSED BY AN LPN IN A CUBICLE IN THE DMV!!! RUN!!!

If we stop the madness and restore America now we can halt the bleeding of our freedom. However, if we don’t, then keep reading and learn what will happen next.

Oh, I have a feeling this is gonna be GOOOD...


Next they will come for our sovereignty and our beloved nation will be flooded with millions of illegal aliens further converting America into a socialist state.

I don't know about you but I keep MY sovereignty locked in a safe buried in my crawl space and they better bring an army and some construction equipment to get THAT! The floods of immigrants that is to come will be ka-thrice the flood we already have every day. They will come pouring in LITERALLY just like liquid people and they will take ALL the jobs, and white people will have to pay for all their abortions?!?! Then, Capitalism will simply die in the palm of the invisible hand and we will all starve together in one never ending breadline.


Then they will come for our guns, and our gun rights will falls into their hands.

I cannot believe they have not already come for them. And who doesn't love the "...and our gun rights will falls into their hands." line? It sounds like it's right out of a sermon doesn't it? Don't worry Tea People!?! Sacred guns cannot be come for, they can only be received in the form of HOT LEAD! AmIrite?!?! *BLAM. BLAM. BLAMBLAMBLAM.*



After that they will come for more taxes, collection of healthcare premiums, along with penalties and fees will be heaped upon the American public. A new form of debtor’s prison will emerge, not of walls, bars and cells, but the loss of rights. Privileges will be rewarded to those who obey while the disobedient are punished by privilege banishment.

I wonder if any of these guys have student loans? Car payments? Credit Cards? Previous Existing Conditions? Illegal wars that go on forever? What's a few trillion more? My favorite though is, "...while the disobedient are punished by privilege banishment." Have any of these Freedom Lovers seen the divide between the upper and the rest of us lately?


Subsequently they will come for our money, currency will disappear. Taxes, income and expense will be deemed to volatile and too complicated to manage. America will turn into a cashless and currency less government controlled geographic contained society.

If there's no money then there might be no inequality and...Oh come on. why even bother with such ridiculous nonsense? This program is barely going to change shit and they are going to sit here and come up with this crap...How about we all are already disillusioned slave wagers already permanently indebted to the wealthy corporations that actually rule us. Is that paranoid enough for you? Currency will be abolished and we'll all just sit here and cry to the heavens about how we have been contained...Please. Ayn Rand must have rolled over in John Galt's grave today.



Finally, they will come for our homes. Every house becomes guaranteed and insured by the federal government and by doing so, becomes an asset of the state. Homeownership will be an illusion, home ownership in name only.

The thrill of risk and reward will vanish in a cloud of the greatest good, and free enterprise will become the unwilling slave of the new enlighten order.

How many of them are there that they can all just come over and take our guns, money, sovereignty and then come and take our houses away and, I don't know, throw them up to the moon...That would imply they are going to use our beloved STRONG military against us?! AND THEY HAVE BETTER GUNS?!?! BETTER START A MILITIA! And bring your slicker fuckers there's "greater good clouds" a'comin! And we can all hope that the New enlighten Order will be headed up by Hulk Hogan!


Yes America, change is in the wind, for this is what you voted for and this is exactly what you got. Congratulations.


But the will of the people...? Well, whatever...Have a protest true patriot! And maybe you can invade Iran with your militia of freedom fighters fighting freedom. Crybabies!


ASSHOLES!

Thursday, March 04, 2010

"Dear Barry"

Look at THIS fucking shit:

Dear Barry

Soweto/Hussein Hopenchange:I will not be treated as a sheeple. My land, my property, and my earnings are not yours. They are given only in the defense of this nation, its people, its liberties, and its ideals. My heritage has worked to create this nation, has secured this nation, and sought to maintain this nation. My lineage will seek to preserve this nation in its liberties, rights and privileges.

I will not be spoken to as a lesser, your act of representation does not afford you status or title of nobility. It does however provide you the requisite to represent; your district, your state, your constituents; your fellow citizens. It does not provide you the duty nor debt to represent your business, your interests, your financiers or their business. These I abhor, and I will seek to remove you from your representation by this offense.

You were not elected for the common good of man, or the betterment of society, nor to try and achieve such. You were elected to protect and preserve. Failure to do so is derelict; and I will work to relieve you of such duties.

You were not elected for your associations with party, rather for your resolution and desire to represent. Failure to place your representation above your party is a failure of your simple responsibility.

You were not elected to cater, coddle, or seek the interests of the select. You were not elected to promote your ideas, your future, or your ways, short of also representing our ideas, future, and ways. Do not foist upon me your ideals, your views, and your morals; to do so belittle my own, this nation's, and its citizens within.

Seek to protect and preserve that which is already afforded, and minimize that which is not. Do not afford that which you are not entitled to give, or is wrong to take. I have not given to you the right, either implicitly or explicitly, to take what I have earned, regardless of the results. You have only been afforded the duty to protect and preserve, betterment was never involved.

I have been given the intellect, the ability, and the responsibility to self-determination, self-reliance, and self-empowerment. I do not require your assistance in these, and consider it an affront to believe that I do. Your desire to control, direct and guide my decisions through deceit and deception is an attack on the liberties you took an oath to preserve.

Your failures to perform the duties ordained, and to which you swore an oath to execute will only require that I work to disenfranchise you, render you voiceless, and render you obsolete, relegating you to the dustbin of the tomes of history.

Sincerely,

This Citizens of the United States


Unbelievable. My blogging is so occasional that it ultimately serves no purpose anymore than to allow me to come along once in a great while and post some random crap like the above. while the "Obama bubble" has surely burst by now, even the Left are fairly pissed at him at this point, those on the right (well, the "extreme right" as it were) are still lost in their socialistic take over of America by the evil liberals. My favorite thing happening in response to this liberal hijacking of 'Merica is the Tea Party, whose core values follow thusly:
Non-Negotiable Core Beliefs
Illegal Aliens Are Here illegally.
Pro-Domestic Employment Is Indispensable.
Stronger Military Is Essential.
Special Interests Eliminated.
Gun Ownership Is Sacred.
Government Must Be Downsized.
National Budget Must Be Balanced.
Deficit Spending Will End.
Bail-out And Stimulus Plans Are Illegal.
Reduce Personal Income Taxes A Must.
Reduce Business Income Taxes Is Mandatory.
Political Offices Available To Average Citizens.
Intrusive Government Stopped.
English As Core Language Is Required.
Traditional Family Values Are Encouraged.


Now That's an agenda!

My favorite part is the gun stuff because no one is talking about doing anything with the "sacred" 2nd Amendment (with exception of the Supreme Court likely over turning Chicago's evil gun ban) and these people are fucking CERTAIN Obama will be coming after their guns any minute now. He's a coming for the guns with his thug army of black gang members and Hilary Clinton. SO, guns and ammo apparently are flying off of the shelves of Wal-Marts everywhere as people button down the hatches and prepare for niggergeddon or whatever it is these people believe. As always, lost in their own fantasy with no one to reel them in but the G.O.P. Lord knows the G.O.P. is too busy screaming NO like children and trying to figure out how best to channel the Tea Party's messy energy into Republican votes.

Republican nay-saying would be fine if they said something like, "No, and here's something better..." Well, Ok, lately, largely I think due to Mr. Bipartisan-Fantasy-World holding a summit on Health Care several Republicans turned up with a few points to make. Which is nice, it almost seemed like some form of governing was going to happen. Almost. Too bad they can only govern with talking points derived from fantastical points of view that seem to best favor 1950's America and the white males who loved it. Always with the Ayn Randian jerk off screed about the unregulated FREE market will fix it all...As if the meltdown or the Bush years never happened.

Twats. All of them. Anyhow, let's go back to the "letter" I posted above and play with it a little, shall we?

The first line, really paragraph, sort of says everything you need to know, doesn't it?

Dear Barry

Soweto/Hussein Hopenchange:I will not be treated as a sheeple.


Barry is insulting because it's his non-formal name thus the author clearly doesn't respect the President...Oooooooh! BURN! THEN, the Soweto, I guess, is pure racism as it brings to mind the riots in South Africa. "Africa" is also suggestive of black people. Hussein is more of the Muslim stuff who, if you recall, are the ENEMY these days...Oh, and they are also often black or dark brown usually. And the Hopenchange is for the liberals who were brainwashed into voting for Obama, to insult their kool-aid drinking stupidity and inability to live in the Sarah Palin/Rush Limbaugh "real world."

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this whole letter is from one of them or, more likely, one of the Tea Party websites. I have a hard time believing some random commenter wrote this. Oh yeah, sort of a disclosure: I found this letter in the comments for a Chicago Tribune article a few months ago about health care, I believe (but it could have easily been about Obama, the weather or pretty much any article posted on that website).

My land, my property, and my earnings are not yours. They are given only in the defense of this nation, its people, its liberties, and its ideals. My heritage has worked to create this nation, has secured this nation, and sought to maintain this nation. My lineage will seek to preserve this nation in its liberties, rights and privileges.


Could also be expressed by an average two-year-old, "MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!!!" And I re-worded the second sentence to be a bit more honest:

MY STUFF (MINE! MINE!! MINE!!!) is given only in the defense of MY interpretation of this nation, MY white people, MY White interpretation of liberties, and MY close-minded ideals.

He, and this only could have been written by a he, goes on to talk about his heritage doing all this work to make his nation into his ideal. That made me wonder if he is a Native American. Oh right, we killed most of them and left the rest to be drunk and poor in the desert somewhere. At any rate, it is beyond ironic that this class of "real Americans" are so busy crabbing about entitlements all the while constantly extolling that they are entitled all this self-absorbed, bullshit, "This land is OUR land," entitlement.

I will not be spoken to as a lesser...


Yeah! DO you see all the big words he used in this fluffy letter? He will not be condescended to by someone who only he thinks is condescending. He is not a Sheeple...YOU GAWD DAMN SHEEPLE!!! Just by the very nature that Obama is articulate (or better said, "My he is so well spoken!") and intelligent this means he is condescending. Being educated and expressing yourself in such a fashion is instantly perceived (by the "weak minded") as talking down, condescension, highfalutin' jibber-jabbing...Or whatever. There is no winning that one and it's another American society example of the nobility of taking the "low road" or better yet, the common one. Even this paragraph I just wrote is incredibly arrogant and pompous.

your act of representation does not afford you status or title of nobility. It does however provide you the requisite to represent; your district, your state, your constituents; your fellow citizens. It does not provide you the duty nor debt to represent your business, your interests, your financiers or their business. These I abhor, and I will seek to remove you from your representation by this offense.

You were not elected for the common good of man, or the betterment of society, nor to try and achieve such. You were elected to protect and preserve. Failure to do so is derelict; and I will work to relieve you of such duties.

You were not elected for your associations with party, rather for your resolution and desire to represent. Failure to place your representation above your party is a failure of your simple responsibility.


Apparently, a handful of brainwashed liberals voted in this guy and all the "real 'Mericans" must have been out of the country. Perhaps they was on Sabbatical? I especially like the whole, "Your act of representation" line because it makes it sound like Obama is doing a performance while he quietly establishes bread lines where white folk's wealth get redistributed to poor minorities and illegal aliens. God dammit, Obama should just get a holster and pistol and go down and patrol the borders so he can simply protect and preserve and not bother with all this socialized medicine. If only he would learn to represent the people like the Republicans pretend to do?

You were not elected to cater, coddle, or seek the interests of the select. You were not elected to promote your ideas, your future, or your ways, short of also representing our ideas, future, and ways. Do not foist upon me your ideals, your views, and your morals; to do so belittle my own, this nation's, and its citizens within.


Jesus H!?!? Doesn't that sound just like what the Bush administration did? For the rich people and Neo-Cons? But I must admit, who doesn't like to foist things on people? What a great word! I applaud the usage and the drama it implies...This guy is clearly slave labor in some socialist salt mine somewhere getting constantly foisted on all day. As for the belittling; eat it up cock smokers! Choke on it...Your entire "movement" belittle the entire species...Get some! I mean, isn't it belittling to tell someone what they were not elected for? Is there anything Obama could do right in these people's eyes? He can't even cater correctly. And who doesn't love them some good catering?

Blech. At least I can take some solace that this "author" and the rest who think like him are miserable...Well, more miserable than they already were and are likely off training in a militia camp somewhere. So, off to the "dustbin of the tomes of history" with the lot of you...Obama included. If he doesn't take a page out of Bush's book and start pushing his shit through and allowing all this whiney noise to carry so far he will be a one-term president.

AND NOW...Part II of this obscenely long blog post...

Let us go back to the Tea Party list of "core values" for some additional fun:

"Illegal Aliens Are Here illegally."

That's some good use of caps right there! And my, it is absolutely true too! Illegal aliens ARE here illegally! So great start Tea Baggers I can get right behind core value number 1!

"Pro-Domestic Employment is Indispensable."

Two for two Tea Baggers!!! USA! USA!! USA!!! Very, very few Americans can afford to work in places that are not near home. We all should have jobs with-in an hour commute and THAT IS OUR RIGHT! Yessiree. Wait? OH, duh! I bet they are talking about people's jobs shipped over seas while they get laid off! *smacks forehead* "They took our Jobs!" Of course, that sucks too! I can also get behind that notion!

"Stronger Military is Essential."

Here's where it starts to get weird...How much stronger do we need it to be? AND isn't the military essentially the armed version of the government? Thus, in my mind, a stronger military is a bigger military which equals bigger government, right? And I thought bigger government was bad. We have the biggest military in the world. We spend more on it then anything else in our bloated budget (deficits people!) and they want more of that? Although, the military can provide JOBS (that wont be taken by India!) that sometimes include flying to some other country and killing brown people!!! GOT IT!

"Special Interest Eliminated."

Like it. All those fat-cat lobbyists from big business, Big Pharma, Big Agriculture, Tobacco and the NRA can all go straight to hell. And our military will apparently be larger so apparently they will start building their own weapons (so long Raytheon and the rest of the Industrial-Military Complex!) and all those shady Blackwater type companies are right out too. This way we can fund education, health care, social security better, and unemployment right? What? Did I miss something?

"Gun Owner ship is Sacred."

YOU BETCHA! And on the eight day the Lord descended upon man and handed him a Glock .45 with a laser sight and a clip that holds 38 rounds...You know, I am not really anti-gun or even particularly for gun control as it is kind of silly. I just don't give a shit about guns and have tired of the distraction from those who are obsessed with them.

"Government Must Be Downsized."

Lay THEM all off! Yeah, let them collect unemployment (unless they happen to work in the bigger military)! They just need to protect and preserve and they could do that with like 10 or 15 guys with pistols.

"National Budget Must Be Balanced."

Just like real 'Mericans do it at home, keep it all fair and balanced and beat the wife if it goes astray.

"Deficit Spending Will End."

Because deficits are bad ESPECIALLY when it comes to poor people, who never work hard enough or are white enough, come to collect their undeserved welfare that real 'Mericans pay for. We shan't owe no money to no people then all will be right in the world! The Deficit hawks, who are really social entitlement program haters, have gotten a lot of mileage out of this Tea Bagger crowd.

"Bail-Out And Stimulus Plans Are Illegal."

Just like those illegal aliens who are illegal! Goddam Bush trying to bail the fat-cats out of trouble for dunking the country into this shit-pit we're in?!?! Then they upped and voted a black in who turned around and handed more money to the unregulated business tycoons who don got us in this shit-storm to begin with.

"Reduce Personal Income Taxes a Must."
"Reduce Business Income Taxes is Mandatory."

Not only should they stop spending our money they should also stop taking it away! That stronger military will magically pay for itself and surely if we just shut off the hose on those pesky entitlement programs the poor/disadvantaged/unemployed/Fire & Police Departments/State Government offices/DMVs/IRS/Social Security/Federal Reserve will just disappear in a puff of patriotic smoke with nary a whimper.

"Political Offices Available to Average Citizens."

What, ya'all ain't rich? Well, if it weren't for all those damn taxes *shakes fist at something*!!! I can actually get behind this with exception that average people CAN run for office just no one will ever give a shit because you have no money machine or media to support you. SUCKERS!

"Intrusive Government Stopped."

They are always climbing right up our asses, aren't they? Every time I go near a government building they run right out of their office and stick a finger in my ass then start asking all kinds of nosey questions about my personal life...AND THAT HAS GOTTA STOP!?!?! don't you get the sense that all these values tend to contradict each other? They kind of do, it's like these wing-nuts have become like liberals in that they are all kind of going in different directions now. Some are gun nuts while others are deficit hawks while others still are more libertarian, anti-government types. Why golly, it sounds a whole lot like herding cats, don't it?

"English As Core Language Is Required."

The person who made this list might need some help with proper capitalization and sentence structure. I am not even certain what they mean by "core language" but I am figuring they don't/can't learn no Spanish talk...And why should they? Oughtta' be a law! Arrogant bilingual fucks should be shot into space where they belong with the rest of the eggheads. This one, aside from allusions to government spending on things other than the military, is where some of the racist venom starts seeping in...And speaking of bigotry:

"Traditional Family Values Are Encouraged."

So, whose family values are being encouraged now? And who gets to decide which ones are traditional? Will gay people get to become traditional now or does that leave them out again? Is this about gay marriage or abortion? Or both? Probably both, which also implies a healthy dose of Christianity too, right? Separation of church and state be damned if you ain't down with us then you don't DESERVE to blah blah blah...Jingoistic, xenophobic, fancy worded, old fashioned white hatred is what this whole thing is really all about.

This whole fifteen mile long blog post out of nowhere (actually I have been working on it off and on for three or four months:-) really can be summed up in one stupid sentence*: Middle aged, conservative white folk need to get over themselves. Oh, and I forgot to add one more little thing, ya know, to keep it nice and arrogant...

Signed by The Citizens of the United States of America



*Heh, I bet you feel great you wasted all that time now dontchya? *tips hat*