Welp. that's a wrap on that good ole RNC! And never, not even John McCain's speech, was there any mention of anything specific that he intends to do. A few sort of vague promises to lower taxes and stop sending money to countries that don't like us and maybe he'll fire some crappy teachers. Outside of that I heard a couple of echoes from the Obama campaign (energy stuff, CHANGE) and a few more insults. Idiots. Sad truth is they still could win. People, especially salt of the earth rich republicans (and the clowns who share their values) like all that us vs. them, good vs. evil. It's down home, straght talk that leads to more money for me and away from stupid community organizers and the rest of you lazy, liberal, America-hating, layabouts. Get out there and teach some one to read, DAMMIT! Enlist! Marry a member of the opposite sex and breed so you can better condescend to those idiot liberals and out-of-the-closet gays who don't have kids and don't spend all their money on gas and Disney and...and...and...WE GOTTA STOP THE EVIL!?!?
Despite the literal truth that all of the world exists in some every changing shade of gray...THERE'S GOOD AND THERE'S EVIL!?!? The GOOD (faithful, family, who want all that money they make while working for "you") are thusly ENTITLED to all they deserve. We are entitled to drill the fuck out of the few parts of the region we haven't destroyed and implanted a Wal-Mart into because that's OUR OIL! We are entitled to drive SUVs, own guns, consume endlessly, and magic away all of our waste with increased nuclear power, clean coal and all the rest of that shit Obama talked about last week.
This is why I maintain these people are living in a cartoon. A fictional "'Merican" fantasy land where everyone thinks and acts like us and feels just like all those awesome movies Ronald Reagan used to make. We're all Americans and despite our vast diversity and economic disparity wanton lust for waste we all DESERVE to be rich, have no government interference and let the invisible hand of the free market make everything better. Because clearly the consumer rules and all those massive corporations will respond. Just like they did in the 1970's when it became painfully obvious to some that we might be completely fucking the entire human habitat...BLAH BLAH BLAH...FAMILY VALUES! Palin is HAWT! And they are good, common folk not rich elitist like the media and Mr. Aloof Obama! Hell, they are so awesome it's almost as if it wasn't the very same party and people that were leading the country the last eight years. In fact, those guys (apparent liberal, big spenders who have become just like "them") made a few changes already! Fourth ammendment? CHANGED! America doesn't torture? CHANGED! Invade another country against every supposed American historic principle? CHANGED!
So go ahead, let's vote in McCain and see what happens! Maybe by then he will share with us how he will change everything and fix the environment, economy, create jobs and lower taxes all while continuing wars and bringing down the deficit. I buy it! In fact, maybe he can use the community colleges to help retrain the American workers to get jobs that won't go away! Because apparently Community Colleges haven't been doing that all along at all. And hell, if we just gave everyone an associate's degree everyone will get a good job...At Wal-Mart and Starbucks!!!
Yes, Barack had plenty of empty shit in his speech too but it sure wasn't more of the same ole, same ole...I heard nothing in these past 3 nights but the usual, entilted, flag waving, cowboy hat waving, "liberal" hating, fear mongering horse shit they always say. No real understanding of what the real Americans (the non-rich kind) or of what our supposed enemies think or are, nor do they understand that a country cannot win an occupation. Not saying the Dems have all those answers either but why in the fuck would anyone consider letting the Republicans keep at it. Ridiculous.
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